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| everybody likes pie! AND NOT MYSPACE. | | |
| I've been tagged!
The Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a xanga entry about their 5 queer habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their xanga IDs. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "You are tagged" in their xanga and tell them to read yours.
due to time constraints i'll complete this later | | |
| hmmmm....where to start.....
I was in ninja tech one day (every thursday at 5:30) and there was this guy from a rival ninja clan who was all like "dude, we're ninjas, we graduated from ninja tech! Wearing all black and going to parties and people are gonna be like 'hey, did you hear something Tad? What the- a ninja?!?! hey awsome it's a party~! just throw the cake up here!' wearing all black and stuff..." and I was like "dude. don't exploit the ninja. a ninja is calm.defense. strategy. eye of the dragon. We must go out and ninja in the night. We know ancient stuff, and enjoy messing stuff up. for instance: in the confusion of a smoke bomb, I could remove your bra, and you wouldn't even notice. I could jump roof~to roof! and get my friends free cable. I could even use my ninja star to pick the locks and steal your car! it's badass.
Rock and Roll! | | |
| so anywho, I went to this mad rave party, and there was techno music and dirty dancing and all the of usual characteristics of a rave party. Except for the moose. There was a damn moose on the dance floor. And dammit if it wasn't a better dancer than me. That moose got all the ladies. Chicks dig the fur, you know. Anywho, so the moose is freakin' bein the pimp, and this hunter comes up and is about to shoot the moose, cause the moose had a huge rack. Then the moose went crazy and bit the freakin gun in half, then slapped him silly. The hunter then proceded to go dancing with this fat mongolian chick, cause you know, nobody likes a guy that can't stand up for a moose. Except for fat mongolian chicks. I thought that perhaps I could fight the moose and then get the ladies. So I dropped down from the ceiling, and tried to break its neck. Unfortunately, moose necks are very strong, so I just hit him upside the head with a crowbar. All the ladies loved me, but it turns out everyone was fat mongolian chicks. ;_; . Afterwards, I had to leave because the moose crapped all over the place, and moose crap smells even worse than mongoose crap. Which smells like Red Bull. Which is disgusting. | | |
| OMG, I'M A DELINQUITE WHO'S DOWNRIGHT UNCOUTH AND WAS RAISED ON A PRISON FARM. Ok, so here's the deal. I was in study hall, and we were all cutting up whilst she was calling role. So, she got all up in our grill, and we just totally blew her off, which really pissed her off. Then she was like "yall are so rude, you're downright uncouth" and mina was like "does anyone have a dictionary?" so she wrote us all up. then she called us delinquites, and asked how we were raised, and if it was on a prison farm (or barn, according to who you ask) it would have been quite hilarious if it hadn't had happened to me. It was still pretty funny, though. | | |
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